I was an intern at Nintendo Hq for 666 years in 2666. Sakurai the creator of Smash Bros told us that the smash ballot results are in.
We gathered around the screen to watch the dlc video. It started with the smash bros slash but with hyper realistic flames, And one of the empolylees were on flames and turn into skeletons!
And then it showed Patrixxx was in Smash. He was starting to eat Mario, Link, Pikachu,
Villager and Shulk. And blood sprayed on us, With hyper realistic gore!
His final smash is transforming into Evil Patrixxx along with all the Trollpasta characters,
Such as Jeff The Potato, The Man With A Bag Rapey The Grape and Lolskeletons, All shot their lasers at us!
And then i died. But before i died, Sakurai says 4 words.
Yes i'm still alive.
And somehow I'm alive again thanks to da guy who kiss me. I was starting to paid for
Patrixxx for ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY FIVE DOLLARS AND THIRTY ONE CENTS!!!!111
After that crap loads of money, It download for 2 seconds, And my Wii U exploded due to Sanic downloader.exe crashed. And then Patrixxx popped out and i died for real.
You're next bitches!!!!111 -Patrixxx
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